笑话：今天上班和妹纸聊天，说到长相。
1、今天上班和妹纸聊天，说到长相。我说：“女孩就应该漂亮，要有沉鱼落雁，闭月羞花的容貌。”结果妹纸来了一句：“沉鱼落雁，都是毛线，闭月羞花，不如黄瓜。”
2、说个真事，今天两个同事开玩笑吵嘴，越吵越厉害，我看不惯就去劝架。大喊：“别吵了，差不多就行了，可以动手了。”然后我就看到了他俩凶狠的目光！
3、上课偷看一女同学，被她发现了，对我说：“你看什么看，流氓。”我立马转过头，她又不高兴了：“我是不是不好看，你怎么都不看我？”
4、我拿着妻子的手机到隔壁老王家，发现wifi竟然自动连上，我当场脸就黑了。立刻冲回家，给了妻子一巴掌，“你还有没有把我当丈夫，知道他们家wifi密码，不告诉我？”
5、听一朋友说她在等车的时候，公交车来了她就向司机抛媚眼，司机就会把车停在了她面前结果就可以第一个上车。我今天等车的时候，公交车来了，缓缓往站台靠拢，我突然心血来潮也想试试。然后就开始搔首弄姿做妩媚状向司机抛媚眼，结果司机惊恐的看了我一眼之后，停都不停直接就把车开走。
6、和姐妹一起去饭堂吃饭，阿姨特地多给我一块鸡翅，其实女孩子吃不了那么多，但就觉得有面子。吃饭的时候阿姨刚好从里面走出来，我就想在大家面前炫一下，便热情地跟阿姨打招呼：“谢谢阿姨，你给我多打了菜，你对我太好了！”阿姨听了乐呵呵：“没什么，看你长得黑粗壮，不吃多点下午会饿。”
7、A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back.""But
8、the was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, I'll never make way for a fool. But I will, with that
9、Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
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10、Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the p
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