笑话：Jack fell off his bicycle and
1、Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.
杰克骑车摔伤，去医院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。 杰克填好后递上表格。
"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while a
2、A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
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3、A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they
4、George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？” 妈妈问
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that
5、Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？” 老师发问道。
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。
6、有一美女特别爱打扮，每天都会换不同的衣服穿！
第一天，她穿了条白色淑女长裙去上班。
第二天，她又换了件大露背的热辣紧身上衣去上班。
一男同事说:“哎呦，又换啦？昨天不是白雪公主吗？怎么今天变成人猿泰山了？”
7、我是男友的第2任女友。。。。昨天我对男友说:篇文章上说,男人要到第4任女友的时候才更懂得珍惜和疼爱,更适合结婚。男友对我说:你就是我的第4任,之前还有我的左手和右手。。。。。。左。。右。。手。。。
8、很多人都有过睡觉感觉脚踏空了,然后人感觉到一抖的感觉吧,就刚刚。我抱着我老公睡。然后抖了一下。没清醒过来呢。那败家玩意也抖我一下。嘴里还唠叨着,抖我阿。我也抖你.....我立马精神了。现在4点了,睡意思全无。
9、新婚洞房夜,新郎发现新娘脸上许多皱纹!
不禁问道:“娘子芳龄几何?”
娘子羞涩答道:“不到40!”
新郎质问:“不止吧?”
娘子无奈的说:“你眼力不错,其实我有四十五了。”
新郎还是不信,说道:“你我既然结为夫妻,何必撒谎呢?”
娘子只好坦诚说道:“实不相瞒,实足年龄已五十四了!”
上床后,新郎突然想起盐罐没盖,说道:“我得到厨房把盐罐盖上,免得老鼠偷吃。”
新娘听后,不禁大笑:“傻瓜,我活了六十八年,还没有听说老鼠偷吃盐呢!”
10、昨晚老婆跟我讨论：我怀孕了，你怎么办。
答：嫖去。
老婆：我也去。
我：你见有干这种事带着媳妇的么，你去干什么？
老婆：我去帮你把把关、砍砍价！
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