笑话：Having been married a long tim

1、Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in

 

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2、Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧

 

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3、MM对男同事说：“我喜欢半裸的男人，充满力和美！ ”
男同事答：“我和你正好相反。”
MM纳闷的问：“为什么？你不这么认为吗？”
男同事答：“我喜欢半裸的女人……”

 

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4、爱人是路，朋友是猪。人生只有一条路，成长路上多头猪。有钱多修路，缺钱别卖猪。幸福别迷路，休息喂喂猪。朋友，国庆节喂你好吃的。

 

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5、LZ高中老湿一枚，今天课上一二逼孩纸故作天真的问，老师老师我们六一要放假的吧，我很认真地告诉他，儿童节放假是按年龄的，不是按智商。

 

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6、Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month

 

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7、在轻轨里听到一女孩大概是在给男朋友打电话，她是这样说的：“我马上就到观音桥了，你快点出来，如果你到了，我还没到，你先等着吧，如果我到了，你还没到，你就等着吧~~~"，重庆女娃的彪悍形象在我脑海里更加高大。

 

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8、Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么时候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。

 

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9、它是塑胶做的，可以吹起来，可以保护人身安全，不能有漏洞，否则就不能用了。哈哈，想歪了吧，是游泳圈哦！

 

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10、吃一回豆腐烫一回心，谈一回恋爱要一回命。水泥地播种发不了芽，戴口罩亲吻头一把。总发短信见不着人，苦了我落下个人想人！情人节至，愿你开心

 

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