笑话：儿子很淘气，昨晚上他死活要去踢
1、儿子很淘气，昨晚上他死活要去踢球，老婆不让，非要他去看书。儿子开门准备往楼下跑，老婆一手拎住儿子的胳膊，一手狠狠扇在我脸上。大吼：以后不好好学习，娶个老婆就像我这么凶！儿子看了看我红肿的脸，默默回去看书了。
2、昨天做公交车，前面一帅哥掉了十块钱，被紧跟其后的一个妹子捡到，然后他俩居然聊上了。我寻思：“妈呀，新技能啊。”然后我也学那帅哥，我掉二十，尼玛，钱丢了，丢了…
3、今天好热，路上遇见一大胸美女，胸好白的说，不禁多看那么两三眼。被发现，忒不好意思了，回头一想，妈蛋，我是女的，我怕什么，真是的。于是又多看两眼，长得真不错，哈...
4、An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first,&q
5、Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"
老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是
6、When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .
Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, Your name is very special. I
7、今天接到一电话，是卖保险！问：先生买保险吗？ 我说：保险保什么！ 她一听，有戏，连忙介绍，嘚嘚嘚的说了很多。 我只问了一句：能保我找个女朋友吗？ 嘟嘟……说话呀，说话，妹子别挂呀？
8、有次深夜来姨妈把秋裤弄脏了，因为第二天要穿，所以打了盆水在厕所洗裤子， 结果弟弟推门而入，看到眼前的景象愣了，半天憋出一句话：“姐，你是不是杀人了！”
9、老妈对我说：“以后出门，不要喊我妈妈，要喊我姐姐。”我：“为什么？”老妈笑道：“那显得我多年轻呀！”老爸在一边来了一句：“要显年轻，应该喊奶奶。”
10、前几天和我女朋友去开房，她买水回来敲门，我就是不理。她既然在门外喊，帅哥需要特殊服务不？叫第一次我没理，她又叫第二次，我只听见旁边的门一下子就打开了。然后那男人就说了一句，小妞，我需要，多少钱？我赶紧开门一看，她脸红的和猴子屁股一样…
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