笑话：A store manager heard a clerk

1、A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon.Horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, Of course, we'll have somesoon,

 

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2、The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."
"How will that help?" said the second boy.
"Just do it," insisted

 

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3、Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim o

 

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4、马路上，老大爷骑车不慎蹭到了社会青年的座驾， 车身出现少许划痕。青年大骂老大爷并让大爷赔钱， 老大爷急得直哭。这时人群中一个好心的老大妈小声对大爷说：“大爷你躺下，你懂的......”老大爷涨红了脸，愤怒地回道：“懂你妹啊，都什么时候了你还想那个......”

 

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5、一朋友去找小姐完事后点了根烟他为了避免尴尬就想和小姐聊天问道：“你出来干这个你家人知道吗？” 小姐：“那你出来干我你家人知道吗？”

 

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6、老婆和老公在床上看电视，老婆在床上吃零食。老公：能不能别在床上吃东西？老婆：好吧，我以后绝对不在床上吃东西了。老公：老婆，我错了。

 

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7、女儿：“妈妈妈妈，我要告诉你件事。”妈妈：“什么事？”女儿：“那天我看到爸爸和刘阿姨在床上…”妈妈打断：“等下，等你爸回来再当面说！”爸爸回，妈妈：“说吧”！ 女儿：“妈妈，那天我看到爸爸和刘阿姨在床上做你和王叔叔经常做的事…”爸爸妈妈：“卧槽…”

 

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8、今天早上看一妹子的签名：屁股痛，腿痛，腰痛。我想都没想就回：昨晚你都玩了哪些姿势啊？一会下面的跟帖都是满满的赞啊！说好的节操呢？

 

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9、戴女士和李女士同时追我，我选择了戴女士，李女士问：“为什么？”我说：“没办法，这是宿命。”她不服气：“哪里有什么宿命！”我说：“有，不信你跟着我读，得…爱…戴！这不…得爱…戴嘛！”她说：“就因为这个吗？”我说：“不是，还有她的胸……大啊！”

 

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10、大姨妈来去厕所换姨妈巾，特意挑着上课的点去，没想到一会儿一群一年级的小朋友来上厕所，突然听到一个小女孩大叫：“音乐老师撒尿撒出血来了。”顿时好多孩子都很担心的跑我面前问我：“你怎么了？”啊，想死的心都有了，现在大姨妈一来上厕所都有阴影了。

 

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