笑话：男：大师，为何我已经23岁了，家

1、男：大师，为何我已经23岁了，家产才只有两个亿呢？大师默默地拿着打火机点燃了他的上衣。男：哦！大师，你是在提醒我要努力不怕火海的闯下去吗？大师大怒曰：不吹你会死。

 

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2、舍友昨天去见网友，我：怎么见网友怎么样了。舍友：感觉不错。我：哦？怎么样的女孩让你这么有好感啊。舍友：我喜欢她吞吞吐吐的样子。我：嗯？现在还有这么单纯的女孩？不是结巴吧？舍友：不是那样。我：...

 

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3、公交车上你男的踩我一脚，我这小暴脾气马上就上来了，向他投去凶悍的眼神，谁知他弱弱的来了句，有话好好说，我们抬头不见低头手机见，是不是！

 

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4、我问姐姐，你和姐夫过结婚纪念日吗？姐姐淡淡的回了我句，嫁出去的姑娘泼出去的水，所以结婚纪念日又称泼水节，这大冬天的就不过什么泼水节了！

 

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5、阿霞同学有点胖，寒假过后，胖得就更不行了。开学看见同学后，向同学炫耀说自己的回头率很高，有的还要回头三次，还看不够。同学小丁幽怨的说：“是吗？奥,我想会不会因为他们一眼没看完才要看第二眼、第三眼。

 

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6、Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.　　
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked t

 

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7、A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottl

 

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8、The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo dir

 

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9、Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？” Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．” Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A co

 

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10、lz有一同学最怕痒痒，有次我俩从我家出来，他站在门口撒尿，尿的最投入的时候我就在背后膈肌他，结果他屁股往前一拱，结果.....结果......他转过来的时候脸上还在往下嘀嗒尿。

 

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