笑话：A friend of mine noticed a man

1、A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.　　
Asked if he was all right, the man

 

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2、A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble．One day as Swift was busy with his writing， the boy rushed into his room， knocked s

 

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3、"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, y

 

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4、早上到学校，小明对小红说：早上好啊，吃早餐了吗？?小红答：怎么想请我吃早餐吗？?小明装作正经的回了一句：如果我问你昨晚睡觉了没，你会不会以为我要请你去睡觉呢？?小红：滚滚滚，有多远滚多远。

 

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5、老师：在女生面前，想要上厕所怎么优雅的离开？?小强：我想去下洗手间。?老师：不够文雅，太粗俗。?小明：我要去看下我兄弟。?小红：讨厌。?老师：滚出去！?

 

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6、一流浪汉晕倒在地，众人围过来七嘴八舌地出主意，要送去医院。有个老妇人力排众议说：“听我的，给他喝杯威士忌准没错。”众人还是主张送去医院，流浪汉从地上一跃而去说：“为什么不听这个老太太的话。”

 

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7、我们读高中的时候住的是集体宿舍，我宿舍一哥们开学没几天就把钱包丢了，整整一个月的生活费，他没敢跟家里说，他只是在午饭和晚饭的时候拿把勺子站在宿舍楼下，碰见认识的，就挖一口饭一口菜，他就这样坚强的活了一个月。

 

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8、有一个同事，他姐和他姐夫带外甥回家吃饭，吃饭间，大家聊着天，他妈无意间放了个响屁。然后气氛就有点尴尬，都不大家都沉默了。就在此时，他那六岁的外甥突然来了句：“外婆，再来一个，”然后……就是小孩的哭声。

 

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9、有一只鹦鹉站在秋千架上，抬起它的左腿，它会说：“你好！”抬起它的右腿，它会说：“再见！”有人问：“让它两条腿全抬起来，它会说什么？”鹦鹉说：“笨蛋，我会从秋千上掉下来的。”

 

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10、一老农喜占小便宜，邻居来借东西不爱借，邻居说有利息方借。借一大铁锅还回后附加一小铁锅说这是大铁锅生的小崽，算利息。后又借一头母牛，老农喜滋滋地等着还回一头小牛，结果邻居哭丧脸说：“老母死了。”

 

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