笑话：A medical student was called o

1、A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: "Five grains."
　A minute later the student asked the professor, "May I correct my answer?" The professor looked at hi

 

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2、A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.
　At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.
　The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money woul

 

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3、A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
　The ro

 

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4、一烫发师傅把一个卖糖葫芦的给揍了，到了警察局警察就问烫发师傅：“为什么你要揍那个卖糖葫芦的？”烫发师傅说：“我在屋里烫头，他在外面一个劲的喊：烫糊喽！烫糊喽！我能不揍他？”

 

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5、彻底被车上的两个吵架的雷倒了，女：“你他妈的摸谁呀？”男：“谁他妈的摸你呢！ ”女的说了一句杀伤力极强的一句话，一车人全部憋出内伤：“你他妈的要不要脸啊！我长这样你也摸！ ”我特么的想笑，不敢！

 

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6、村里一人买辆电动车，在路上试骑，这时过来一个陌生人，说你这个车挺好看的啊，我能试试吗？然后就让给他试了，然后他慢悠悠地上车，慢悠悠地骑，慢悠悠地。骑跑了。

 

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7、夏天到了，教大家一个生活小窍门：衣服容易沾油灰，一般洗衣液很难洗掉，不少人为此感到头疼。其实呢，不妨在洗的时候吃点头痛药，头就没那么疼了。

 

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8、“我一直都感到有一种无形的力量扼住了我的喉咙，让我呼吸困难，脖子后面也老是感觉有诡异的阴风，难道我遇到了传说中的……”“你毛衣穿反了。”
“……哦，谢谢。”

 

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9、顾客：这么亮是不是打蜡了？商贩：打了顾客：打蜡有毒你还卖？商贩：吃没事。顾客：没事你吃一个我看看！商贩拿起橙子，把皮剥掉吃了一个...

 

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10、中午休息，我和同事在一起聊天，忽然聊到了房子。我说：“现在房子这么贵，如果我有块地，那真是发达了！ ” 他说：“你要是有块地，我马上认你做干爹！ ” 刚说完， 前台那边小姑娘喊我：“你有快递！ ” 后来整个下午我干儿子都不愿意和我说话。

 

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