笑话：有个村子很穷，年轻人都很难娶到
1、有个村子很穷，年轻人都很难娶到媳妇。?
一小伙子也带相中的女孩回家认门，还是因为买不起房子，没修成正果。
小伙子总结了前面的经验教训，他买了一大桶红油漆，从村头到村尾，能看见的墙就刷上一个大大的"拆"字。
后来他就结婚了。
再后来，村里的小伙们也都陆续的娶上了漂亮媳妇。
2、“你叫什么？”“叫地主。”“我抢。”
3、三位老人在聊天。 80歲的老人說道：“每次小便我都要站在那里二十多分鐘，也就滴下幾滴。沒辦法，我只好一趟又一趟地往廁所跑。我最希望我能夠小便通暢。” 85歲的老人說道：“我總是便秘，吃過各種瀉藥也無濟于事。我最希望我能大便通暢。” 這時，90歲的老人開口道：“我沒有你們倆的問題，每天早晨6點我準時小便，6點半準時大便。我最希望的是我能夠七點以前醒來。”
4、跟驾校的教练是朋友，就跟着他学了驾证，刚买了新车，就拉着教练让他看看我的技术，在一条不算宽的马路上打算倒车时后边有一辆车感觉我到不过来就放下车窗对这那车喊：“吧车挪挪耽误我倒车了...”教练来了句：“你买车该买不带喇叭的，那样便宜！”
5、昨天晚上和老公以及几个朋友出去喝酒，老公喝成屎，拉他回家，快到小区门口，他一把推开我说，我老婆在家，你赶紧走，不然我就完了，我说没事，你老婆不会误会，这时一个路人阿姨鄙视的看着我，人家都有老婆了，还纠缠，真不要脸！说完还送我俩眼白！
6、A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." U
7、In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.
Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one
8、A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
Cheerfully, his friend poin
9、马与老虎一见钟情，恋爱三天后闪婚。可婚后两口子发现饮食习惯很不相同，无法共同生活，不得不很快闪离。离婚当天，马在微博中感叹道：“这次婚姻真是太马虎了！”
10、一只蜗牛在樱桃树上慢慢向上爬。一只鸟吃惊地问：“你在干吗？”“吃樱桃啊。”“可樱桃还没熟呐！”“等我爬上去的时候就熟了……”
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