笑话：Teacher: Here are two birds, o

1、Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside th

 

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2、妻子说道：“我求求你！就算是为了我，你千万别再喝酒了，可以吗？”丈夫回答：“胡闹！这是什么话，我又不是为了你才要去喝酒的。”

 

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3、The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of school, his first day a

 

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4、.童童问妈妈：“为什么称蒋先生为‘先人’？”妈妈说：“因为“先人”是对死去的人的称呼。”童童说：“那对去世的奶奶是不是要叫“鲜奶”

 

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5、Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game

 

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6、今天去女同事家帮她修电脑，电脑中病毒了。我问她平时用电脑都干嘛？她说也没什么，就是老爱看电影。中午时候修好了，她非要请我吃饭，我说不如就在家里做吧，省钱。她说那好吧，家里有，黄瓜，胡萝卜，茄子，丝瓜，你喜欢吃什么菜？。我凌乱了:不好意思，今天还有个重要的事，我先走了...

 

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7、年轻的时候开始工作，不要只看薪水，特别是头三年，不要老比钱，应该看看学到多少东西，收获才是真，要知道头三年的年轻人其实不能为公司创造多少价值，充其量是个跑腿的份，就不要老想着赚多少钱。当企业HR给你讲这句话的时候就要小心了，十有八九是黑心企业。

 

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8、One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By

 

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9、刚买的TT，回家拆开里面三小盒！拿出一盒放在床头柜上，其他的放在抽屉里～媳妇下班回家看到问我～刚买的昂？我说是啊！她回我还有两盒去哪了？～～囧！我是第一次买这个的！我似乎懂了点什么……还有两盒……还有两盒……两盒……两盒

 

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10、“爸爸超市里有几种牛奶”“有雀巢、光明、咖啡、伊利，你问这干嘛？”“爸爸我在画奶牛，如果不知道有几种牛奶，怎么给它画几个水龙头嘛！”

 

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